The unsightly “MacGuffin” that sends Jeeves and Wooster to the country, Sir Watkyn’s cow creamer symbolizes the frivolous, if not inane, values of the super-rich and the pettiness of their personal rivalries. A small cream jug fashioned from silver in the shape of a cow, the creamer is described by several characters (including Wooster and Stiffy) as grotesquely ugly. Nevertheless—perhaps only because others want it—two wealthy families (the Traverses and the Bassetts) grapple over it as if it were Helen of Troy. Tom Travers so covets it that he’s willing to trade a member of his own household, the incomparable chef Anatole, for it, and his wife (Wooster’s Aunt Dahlia) tries to inveigle her own nephew into multiple dishonesties, including theft, to secure it for him and thereby retain her prized chef. At the novel’s start, an antique store is holding the creamer for Tom, but Sir Watkyn outmaneuvers his rival in a cruel, underhanded way, by feeding him lobster that makes him too sick to collect it. Watkyn’s own interest seems less in the object itself than in others’ high opinions of it; the surest way to anger him, Wooster and Gussie learn, is to describe it as “Modern Dutch.